currentlycrying over a super soldier and his brainwashed assassin boyfriend running out of tea since when did I start blogging so much about Sebastian Stan
watchingHouse, MD The Office Avengers Assemble Avengers EMH reading Ms Marvel (sporadically)
Waiting forGotG The Judge Avengers AOU
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
#bucky barnes#natasha romanoff#YEAH COME AT ME BRO#COME TELL ME THEY DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER#LIES#ALL LIES#SHE FUCKING KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS#AND SHE ALSO KNOWS HE MIGHT NOT REMEMBER HER#BUT THOSE TWO HAVE A SHARED HISTORY#AND THAT’S WHY THEY MANAGE TO STAY AHEAD OF EACH OTHER#FUCK#FUCKETY FUCK#and it’s not just odessa either#he knew her voice#that’s how she was able to trick him#she relied on those instincts and muscle memories and fragments#the ones she retained after the red room#bargaining that he’d retained them in the same way#and it fucking worked#it fucking WORKED because they are pupil and master and she’s the ONLY ONE who gives him a fucking fair fight#agjkhgsjf#i have a lot of red room buckynat feels (via ink-phoenix)
these tags are v important to me.
The first thing Bucky did when he got his new arm was to throttle one of the HYDRA scientist who gave him the arm
For some reason that makes me smile amidst all the angst because I’m proud of Bucky. They were actually treating him fairly well here because they were fixing him and while he might arguably have been feeling like a trapped animal, it doesn’t seem like it. He takes too long considering what they did for me to think he’s not lucid. So yeah, get it Buck. Because they did their WORST to Bucky and he still was ornery enough to DO something like that. “Thanks for the metal arm that I DIDN’T WANT. I HOPE YOU’VE GOT GOOD INSURANCE, MOTHERFUCKER, BECAUSE THIS BAD BOY IS WORKING PERFECTLY ON CRUSHING YOUR DAMN HYDRA LARYNX.”
Oh, Bucky (for whatever given value of “Bucky”) is definitely lucid here. Look at the way Stranglyman leans in and gestures while Bucky makes a fist - they’re explaining his new arm to him. “And as you can see — ARGARBLECHOKE”
when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thing
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers