currentlycrying over a super soldier and his brainwashed assassin boyfriend running out of tea since when did I start blogging so much about Sebastian Stan
watchingHouse, MD The Office Avengers EMH reading Stucky fics all day errday
Waiting forThe Judge Avengers AOU Ant Man
I’m fucking crying
If Wes Anderson directed porn (mostly SFW)
This is actually amazing.
This is TOO accurate.
bucky sneaking up behind steve at random times during the winter when it’s absolutely frigid out and sticking his metal hand up into his shirt just to watch steve jolt upright and make the most ridiculous sound known to man
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
"I mean I had to make sure. Every once in a while, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check. Look they don’t tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table, I mean breasts are awesome."
"i wanna read this very specific fanfiction but i really, really don’t want to write it" - a story about me
Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner